Born at the wrong time, on the wrong hemisphere.

I could solve the hemisphere problem, said the optimist.
What about the time, asked the pessimist.
The time does not exist, said the idealist.
Still, it’s rather late, said the realist.
Nothing really matters, said the artist.

So they put a ban on the artist.
He was living at the wrong time, in the wrong hemisphere.

Quotables © Mishu Vass